he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We have so much sex to catch up on
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
