Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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