Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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