She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
North Korea, Best Korea!
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I love you. Go after that dick
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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