I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Panties = found
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
