i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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