That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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