Where is the hickey?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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