you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
