waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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