So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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