plz talk dirty to me
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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