Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
farters have to be the big spoon...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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