who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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