If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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