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I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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