Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Randomize
