at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The air taste purple.
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