Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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