I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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