If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
There r osticjed everywhere
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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