you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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