My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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