you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
