I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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