You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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