I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Randomize