I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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