maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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