only you would photoshop your dick
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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