How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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