The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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