I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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