yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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