Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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