garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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