If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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