Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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