Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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