I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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