When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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