PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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