what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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