Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Dignity is for republicans.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
