so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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