honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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