CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's shark week go big or go home
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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