I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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