Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
If I die, sorry about rent.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Randomize
