No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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