Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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