yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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