You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
