You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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