I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My friends, they love my intelligence
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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